Post by Will Hemata on Jun 1, 2010 15:37:33 GMT -5
Soldier Wylie is my account name on second life
[21:28] Soldier Wylie: ((o.0 yus wus floatin))
[21:28] (OOC)Opiha Savira: that jet pack is annoying
[21:28] Soldier Wylie: ((O.O yus is still floatin))
[21:28] (OOC)Opiha Savira: its called Force flight
[21:29] Soldier Wylie: is that why in all the games you fall into the never ending pit instead of flying over it? :P))
[22:38] Soldier Wylie: how do you kill a jedi?
[22:38] Morrigan Wemyss: painfully?
[22:38] Soldier Wylie: no :P throw a dummy down an endless pit and watch him jump down to save it xD
[22:38] Morrigan Wemyss: ha
[22:38] Morrigan Wemyss: they'd do it to
[22:41] Soldier Wylie: ok, there's a giant pit a mile long, there's a floating platform in the middle, there's a jedi standing on one side, yelling "21 21!" another jedi comes and says, "Why are you yelling 21?" the first shrugs and says "I dunno, but i need to get across this pit" so the first jedi jumps and of course his force jump does not let him reach the platform so he falls into the endless pit, the second jedi goes to the same spot as the first and starts yelling "22 22!
[22:41] Morrigan Wemyss: they are that retarded
[22:41] Soldier Wylie: :P
[22:42] Soldier Wylie: you know why mandos are smarter than jedi?
[22:42] Soldier Wylie: because we wear jetpacks to get across those endless pits they keep falling into :P
[22:43] Morrigan Wemyss: yeah and sith would just laugh
[22:44] Soldier Wylie: why did the jedi fall into the endless pit?
[22:44] Morrigan Wemyss: why?
[22:44] Soldier Wylie: cause he was tryin to get to the sith on the other side :P
[22:44] Morrigan Wemyss: a true jedi
[22:46] Soldier Wylie: a jedi is chasing a sith, the jedi loses track of him for a moment and finds him on the other side of an endless pit, the jedi tries to get across but fails and dies, why did the sith get across but not the jedi?
[22:46] Morrigan Wemyss: the sith went around?
[22:47] Soldier Wylie: no, because the only bridge said "Sith only" and the jedi just couldn't break the rules :P
[23:21] Soldier Wylie: so there's three men, a rebel officer, a hired mercenary, and a jedi, they're all working outside of an endless pit, so as they're stopping for lunch the rebel officer opens his food pack and there's bantha meat inside, he says "If i get bantha meat one more time i'm going to jump into that endless pit" the mercenary opens his food pack and has blue milk and sith cookies, he says the same, the jedi gets a bowl's worth of admiral ackbarr's cereal and also says the same, the next day as they break for lunch they all get the same food so they all jump into the endless pit, at the funeral the wives of the officer and the mercenary mourn over packing them the lunches of their death, the jedi's wife isn't though, so they all ask her why and she says, "Hey don't look at me, he packs his own lunch"
Come make some more jokes! =D
[21:28] Soldier Wylie: ((o.0 yus wus floatin))
[21:28] (OOC)Opiha Savira: that jet pack is annoying
[21:28] Soldier Wylie: ((O.O yus is still floatin))
[21:28] (OOC)Opiha Savira: its called Force flight
[21:29] Soldier Wylie: is that why in all the games you fall into the never ending pit instead of flying over it? :P))
[22:38] Soldier Wylie: how do you kill a jedi?
[22:38] Morrigan Wemyss: painfully?
[22:38] Soldier Wylie: no :P throw a dummy down an endless pit and watch him jump down to save it xD
[22:38] Morrigan Wemyss: ha
[22:38] Morrigan Wemyss: they'd do it to
[22:41] Soldier Wylie: ok, there's a giant pit a mile long, there's a floating platform in the middle, there's a jedi standing on one side, yelling "21 21!" another jedi comes and says, "Why are you yelling 21?" the first shrugs and says "I dunno, but i need to get across this pit" so the first jedi jumps and of course his force jump does not let him reach the platform so he falls into the endless pit, the second jedi goes to the same spot as the first and starts yelling "22 22!
[22:41] Morrigan Wemyss: they are that retarded
[22:41] Soldier Wylie: :P
[22:42] Soldier Wylie: you know why mandos are smarter than jedi?
[22:42] Soldier Wylie: because we wear jetpacks to get across those endless pits they keep falling into :P
[22:43] Morrigan Wemyss: yeah and sith would just laugh
[22:44] Soldier Wylie: why did the jedi fall into the endless pit?
[22:44] Morrigan Wemyss: why?
[22:44] Soldier Wylie: cause he was tryin to get to the sith on the other side :P
[22:44] Morrigan Wemyss: a true jedi
[22:46] Soldier Wylie: a jedi is chasing a sith, the jedi loses track of him for a moment and finds him on the other side of an endless pit, the jedi tries to get across but fails and dies, why did the sith get across but not the jedi?
[22:46] Morrigan Wemyss: the sith went around?
[22:47] Soldier Wylie: no, because the only bridge said "Sith only" and the jedi just couldn't break the rules :P
[23:21] Soldier Wylie: so there's three men, a rebel officer, a hired mercenary, and a jedi, they're all working outside of an endless pit, so as they're stopping for lunch the rebel officer opens his food pack and there's bantha meat inside, he says "If i get bantha meat one more time i'm going to jump into that endless pit" the mercenary opens his food pack and has blue milk and sith cookies, he says the same, the jedi gets a bowl's worth of admiral ackbarr's cereal and also says the same, the next day as they break for lunch they all get the same food so they all jump into the endless pit, at the funeral the wives of the officer and the mercenary mourn over packing them the lunches of their death, the jedi's wife isn't though, so they all ask her why and she says, "Hey don't look at me, he packs his own lunch"
Come make some more jokes! =D